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 Post subject: Ivan Dolvich
PostPosted: Fri May 18, 2012 2:47 pm 
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Hello to all.

I would like to enlist in the RH clan. Currently I reside in North Texas and have Defected from the Mother Country ( Ukraine ). Ever since the break up of the U.S.S.R ive been a Mercenary for Hire in the U.S.A

Ivan Dolvich is looking for Carl Weathers, perhaps you heard of him. Carl and I are brothers, born to Russian Scientist Vladamir and Svetlana Dolvich. We were recruited (forced) by the KGB at the age of 10. I trained as Hitman for the KGB and Carl trained as a Spy and requested that his skin be dyed black. Carl defected to the U.S.A in 1976 and became a Professional Boxer under the name of Apollo Creed and faked his death in the title rematch to hide from the KGB who had been looking for him because he had now become a Double Agent. Carl also had stolen plans from the Chernobyl Nuclear Plant to give to the C.I.A. in America.

The Chernobyl disaster on April 26, 1986 was no accident my Comrades. Carl was the main facilitator in that disaster which took our Mom and Dad and undermined the Russian KGB, Government and Economy. I, Ivan Dolvich have come to avenge my Family's death, the Mother Country and destroy the Double Agent you now know as Carl Weathers.

Ivan Dolvich


P.S. Carl and I are brothers in real life.


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PostPosted: Fri May 18, 2012 3:22 pm 
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Last I heard, Carl was giving acting lessons and taking payment in the form of Burger King meals, and turning tricks out in the back alley .. Be forewarned, whomever dyed his skin grabbed the wrong bag and used the purest form of white ever discovered in he dye world. His transparent skin allows him to hide in plain sight .. clotheless, against the sky or sun. The only hint you will get is a small, miniscule little wiggling worm about 3 feet off the ground. Good luck Comrade. Horischo.

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PostPosted: Fri May 18, 2012 3:25 pm 
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Best recruitment post ever.

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PostPosted: Fri May 18, 2012 3:29 pm 
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This explains why Carl is in hiding as a nun.

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PostPosted: Fri May 18, 2012 3:39 pm 
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I would not put it past him. He can speak 5 languages and blend in with the shadows and plays the part to perfection. He is very dangerous and will come at you with Pit Viper striking speed. You will not know what hit you. I will be hunting for him tonight.

Molotov cocktails for all


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PostPosted: Fri May 18, 2012 3:55 pm 
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I do not know this man, I have never been to Russia, and I am not a KGB agent.

But I do love Vodka, comrades!

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PostPosted: Fri May 18, 2012 4:23 pm 
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Deception and denial is the first skills we were taught. For 8 days with no sleep Carl and I were mentally tortured and subjected to physical training that no average man could handle. Carl could punch 2700lbs per square inch at 15 mph with his left hook, a fist made of granite. Of course he became a boxer.

He has to deny that he knows me, but yet he will only drink the best Russian Vodka - Stolichnaya vodka its in his veins.


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PostPosted: Fri May 18, 2012 5:29 pm 
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I have heard that Carl and his team, who were the best of the best, who did the jobs no one else could do, were convicted of crimes they did not commit, sentenced unfairly. They werew sent to a maximum security prison where he and his team escaped. They went on the run. To this day, they remain in hiding, but if You are lucky, and can find them, maybe You could hire him.

I hear he is a great sign twirler.

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PostPosted: Fri May 18, 2012 5:54 pm 
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I have met this Carl Weathers in my travels as a "medic" in the Air Force. I am curious however, as he let me know that the HAD a sister at one time, but then refused to talk about an "operation". Would YOU be that sister? I believe you are related as we have discovered evidence of Carl wearing a Nun's Habit, and ENJOYING it. These types of perversions have been known to run in families.

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PostPosted: Fri May 18, 2012 6:07 pm 
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No perversion on this side of the fence. That was beaten out of me during training. I cant speak for Carl.

This has been a fun post and RH has a bunch of great members.


Ivan


When you guys decide, Just let me know if I qualify for [RH] next to my name.


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