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PostPosted: Mon Jan 09, 2012 4:22 pm 
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ALEX

TWENTY

SOLDIER

I PLAY A LOT ON THIS SERVER
MORE THAN SOME OF YOU
THEY TELL ME I NEED A LIFE
IT MAKES ME CRY
AND THEN I PLAY TF2
BECAUSE I NEED HATS

I'M NOT GOING TO SUCK UP TO YOU
BECAUSE I DON'T SUCK
I PLAY TO WIN
AND I WIN TO PLAY

SO LET ME JOIN
AND WE WILL MAKE THE DREAM OF A BETTER TOMORROW REALITY

P.S.: I SPENT TIME MAKING A RESUME BUT YOUR FORUM DOES NOT ALLOW ME TO ATTACH THE RESUME
SO HERE IT IS RIGHT HERE BELOW THIS LINE

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ALEX

EDUCATION

SOLDIER, NOVEMBER 2010 - PRESENT

DOUCHE DEMO, NOVEMBER 2011 - PRESENT

WORK EXPERIENCE

LOSING, NOVEMBER 2010 – JANUARY 2012

WINNING, AFTER YOU ACCEPT ME

SKILLS

NESSIE’S NINE IRON – SEVENTEEN HEADS
WIDOWMAKER – ALL OF RED TEAM
ROCKET LAUNCHER – EVERYBODY IS DEAD

REAL LIFE

COLLEGE PHYSICS
TWENTY
ACTUALLY A KAWAII BISHOUJO
I PLAY GAMES ABOUT CRIPPLED JAPANESE GIRLS

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I USUALLY DON'T TALK IN ALL CAPS
I USUALLY SAY THINGS LIKE "NO NO"
OR "OH NO"
OR "NO MITHYK"
OR "NO PINK"
OR "WHY IS DANE ON BLU TEAM"
I TYPE MORE THAN I TALK, AND USUALLY NOT LIKE THIS
UNLESS I MEET AN ENFORCER SPY

BUT I FIGURED THIS WOULD LEAVE A BAD IMPRESSION
SO HAVE AT YOU


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PostPosted: Mon Jan 09, 2012 7:34 pm 
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Nice post Flomu...made me laugh. Though I have to tell you, the first time I saw your name, for some reason this song came to mind...however I replace the the name of the song with your handle. Yes, I AM that weird...no herb necessary, though do drink beer and Irish Whiskey.


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PostPosted: Mon Jan 09, 2012 8:50 pm 
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I came up with the name while playing Brawl with my college friends last year (Brawl only allows five-character-long names). Flomu is supposed to be the big brother of Shamu, so maybe that's why? It's kind of weird that we both got the same impression from a name I thought up in five seconds.

Coincidentally, that's also how I got to know Mithyk better. I played Captain Falcon and he played King Dedede.

Continuation of intro post:

My hobbies include not doing anything, being a weeaboo, and playing games. I like to hide in my room and avoid social contact. When people talk to me, I pretend I'm deaf. When girls talk to me... they don't. They d-don't talk to me.

Currently I'm playing a visual novel. I started out reading manga, then I went to watching anime. Eventually, I'll buy a plastic blow up doll, tape a picture of my favorite anime girl on it, and live happily ever after.

As you can tell, I'm a guy who likes stuff. Stuff is good, man.

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 09, 2012 9:01 pm 
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IF YOU DONT GET INTO RH YOU SEEM LIKE YOU WOULD FIT RIGHT IN IF YOU JOINED THE DANE CLAN.

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 09, 2012 9:10 pm 
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IT'S OKAY, I'M ALREADY IN [flomu].

MORE EXCLUSIVE THAN [DANE] AND WE'RE SO MUCH COOLER.

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 09, 2012 9:46 pm 
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Considering you posts, you will like this one...http://kotaku.com/5874235/sure-sell-your-game-with-a-sex-doll/gallery/1
Be forewarned...if you click on ANY of the other links in this post, you will hit NSFW images...so, just be careful


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PostPosted: Mon Jan 09, 2012 10:28 pm 
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Jinxter wrote:
Considering you posts, you will like this one...http://kotaku.com/5874235/sure-sell-your-game-with-a-sex-doll/gallery/1
Be forewarned...if you click on ANY of the other links in this post, you will hit NSFW images...so, just be careful


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Illusion Soft is known for its "Real Kanojo" game that allows players to poke their virtual girlfriend in the nose.

Sounds like my kind of game. It will prepare me to poke my future (?) girlfriend in the nose.

Though to be honest, I don't really care much for hentai and h-stuff in general. Hkness, on the other hand...

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 10, 2012 7:55 am 
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I always think "Flo" .. from the TV show "Alice" .. you young un's will have to Youtube it. I'll just say "Kiss my Grits". Though I replace the grits with something else generally when referring to you.

Good luck, enjoy, and always good to have you on the server.

What branch of Physics ?

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 10, 2012 11:54 am 
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 10, 2012 2:59 pm 
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Pvt. FUBAR wrote:
I always think "Flo" .. from the TV show "Alice" .. you young un's will have to Youtube it. I'll just say "Kiss my Grits". Though I replace the grits with something else generally when referring to you.

Good luck, enjoy, and always good to have you on the server.

What branch of Physics ?


Kiss my Crits.

Currently (sophomore year), I have no idea. Did quantum optics for a while. Interested in astro, geo, and unemployment, though I think that last one comes with any undergraduate physics degree.

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story of my life

also, damn. I learned something today.

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 11, 2012 12:32 pm 
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144 DMG CRITS 4 LYFE

DOWN WITH WEEABOOS

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 11, 2012 1:31 pm 
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gel wrote:
144 DMG CRITS 4 LYFE

DOWN WITH WEEABOOS


SHUT UP BINCHOU-TAN

USE THE AMBASSADOR INSTEAD
IT TAKES SKILL

SKILL THAT I DON'T HAVE

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 13, 2012 9:05 pm 
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flomu wrote:
I like to hide in my room and avoid social contact. When people talk to me, I pretend I'm deaf.


Lol, hey that's a lot like me flomu! I'd be more social, but people never know what the hell I'm talking about anyways so what's the point?

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 14, 2012 3:05 am 
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flomu wrote:
I like to hide in my room and avoid social contact. When people talk to me, I pretend I'm deaf.


Lol, hey that's a lot like me flomu! I'd be more social, but people never know what the hell I'm talking about anyways so what's the point?


What's the point? How about describing something in the most scientific manner possible JUST to see the look of utter confusion on your chosen victim?


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PostPosted: Thu Jan 19, 2012 9:08 am 
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your application made me lawl. :lol:

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 19, 2012 5:34 pm 
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Hmm... I see games about crippled Japanese girls and I was a little confused. Never heard of any. Do you cripple them or is it like a paraplegic girl trying to cross a street in new york. I've seen some of the things that the Japanese came up with. For instance, a pillow made to look like the kneeling legs of a girl. I usually poke my girlfriend in the nose anyway...I coulda made a fortune with my fellow Asian peoples. Please do explain this crippled Japanese girl thing...I'm very curious. My degree in Erganomical Theoretical Physiology will let me understand you......ok that's a lie, but when I say it really fast I sound smart :D.





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PostPosted: Thu Jan 19, 2012 9:27 pm 
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Hmm... I see games about crippled Japanese girls and I was a little confused. Never heard of any. Do you cripple them or is it like a paraplegic girl trying to cross a street in new york. I've seen some of the things that the Japanese came up with. For instance, a pillow made to look like the kneeling legs of a girl. I usually poke my girlfriend in the nose anyway...I coulda made a fortune with my fellow Asian peoples. Please do explain this crippled Japanese girl thing...I'm very curious. My degree in Erganomical Theoretical Physiology will let me understand you......ok that's a lie, but when I say it really fast I sound smart :D.





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Played this game for 40 hours before heading off to hell (read: college).

The premise is that you're a normal guy who has a heart attack when a girl confesses to you, and you end up going to a high school for disabled kids. And then you fall in love with armless painter, legless track star, blind high-class foreigner, deaf class rep, or antisocial burn victim.

oh, and some people from 4chan made it

perfect

Though if you crippled them, that'd be great. Somebody should make a FPS where you cripple girls. It probably can't match this, though.

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 19, 2012 9:57 pm 
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It probably can't match this, though.


What the actual f***.

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It probably can't match this, though.


What the actual f***.


Not only was that game imagined, it was created.

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 21, 2012 7:09 pm 
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Wow.... awsome..I think. 4chan is like that social networking site...but made by Asians instead of a multi-billion dollar entrepreneur? I'm not actually surprised you weren't lying about the cripple Japanese girl thing. I've seen worse. Tentacle sex? Awsome! Flying multi-phalus shaped tentacle sex that spew mayo like substance at an alarming rate! Redicu-sweet. All in all that is a giant bucket full of wow. The real question is, can I poke the burn victim with my yellow tentacle? I'll teach her good! Mua hahahah..... Sorry, I've been drinking again.


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